Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria
Medellín, Antioquia, Colombia • pablo@plataoplomo.co • +57 300 555-1949 • don-pablo-escobar • hacienda-napoles.zoo
Work Experience
Medellín Cartel
Medellín, Colombia
Vertically integrated import/export organization with unconventional logistics and aggressive market-share goals
Founder & Chief Executive Officer
1975 – Dec 1993
- Scaled operations to an estimated $70M per day in revenue — cash flow management was… creative
- Listed on Forbes richest list seven consecutive years; accountant declined comment
- Pioneered aviation logistics — fleet size embarrassed several legitimate airlines
- Implemented a memorable negotiation framework: plata o plomo (silver or lead) — high close rate
Los Extraditables
Colombia (nationwide advocacy)
Grassroots political movement with strong opinions on international extradition policy
Co-Founder & Public Relations Lead
1982 – 1991
- Led a national dialogue on sovereignty — posters were very persuasive
- Negotiated with government stakeholders; some meetings held at La Catedral (self-designed facility)
- Achieved temporary prison reform by building my own prison with a football pitch
Leadership Activities
Medellín Community Housing Initiative, Patron & Robin Hood Program Director
1980 – 1993
- Funded housing, churches, and football pitches for underserved neighborhoods — excellent local NPS
- Distributed cash at public events; branding team called it "philanthropy," prosecutors disagreed
- Maintained strong grassroots support — polling numbers envied by elected officials
Hacienda Nápoles Wildlife & Leisure Park, Founder & Curator of Exotic Assets
1978 – 1993
- Opened a 7,000-acre estate featuring hippos, giraffes, and a dinosaur statue collection
- Hippos later achieved independent regional distribution — legacy outlived the founder
- Hosted team-building retreats; guest list strictly curated
Envigado Smuggling Cooperative (Early Career), Junior Logistics Associate
1970 – 1975
- Started in tombstone trafficking before pivoting to higher-margin product lines
- Dropped out of university to pursue hands-on supply chain experience — MBA deferred indefinitely
Education
Universidad Autónoma Latinoamericana
Medellín, Colombia
Political Science — Incomplete (field studies preferred)
1970
Withdrew to pursue entrepreneurial ventures
Left after six months — the real syllabus was in the streets of Envigado
Relevant Coursework: Creative Accounting · Aviation Logistics · Community Relations · Crisis Management
Additional Information
Certifications / Honors: Forbes World's Richest (1987–1993); Self-Appointed Mayor of Medellín (unofficial); La Catedral Facility Design Award (revoked)
Skills: Supply chain optimization, fleet management, cash handling, community outreach, zoo operations, bunker architecture, Spanish (native), negotiation (plata o plomo methodology)